So, you're getting the short and sweet.
Three Amigos- Freakin' hillarious. A total comedy classic.
Bringing Up Baby- Quite funny in that Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn kind of way.
Goldeneye- Sean Bean. Young and evil. Awesome.
Pagemaster- I was doing a bit more chatting that watching, but it's very cute.
Soldier's Girl- Plot outline from IMDB: The true story of a young soldier beaten to death for falling in love with a transgendered nightclub performer. It's quite good, but obviously depressing.
Spiderman 3- I liked Peter when he was crazy, Sandman was super cool, and other than that it's your basic Spiderman movie, and MJ is annoying as ever.
The Thing (original)- Good for a classic monster movie but kinda boring.
Three Musketeers- I watched it because it's on my list but I can't remember a damn thing.
13 Ghosts- Still one of my favorite creepy movies. It's all about the monsters, they are really cool.
Poltergiest- It's a horror classic, and I recently discovered that it's quite funny. I had no idea.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers- It's totally ridiculous, a little bit gross, but fun to watch.
Toolbox Murders- Terrifically disgusting.
Dodgeball- Brilliant masterpiece. I could watch it over and over.
Pretty in Pink- I hadn't seen it for a while so I thought I should watch it again. It's nowhere as cool as Sixteen Candles or Breakfast Club but it's watchable.
24-Hour Party People- I watched it again because I forgot that I already saw it. It's not that great, but it's interesting. It could be better.
40-Year Old Virgin- The humor is blended in a very nice combination of lame boy humor, and plain funny stuff. Steve Carrell is too adorable.
Pirates of the Caribbean 3- Just as fun as the other 2. Nothing outdoes the first one, but I thought #3 was funny. They'll make at least another one.
Mr. Brooks- Awful. Just awful. I thought it could possibly not suck but I was wrong.
Shrek 3- Definitely better than #2, might be the best of the bunch.
1408- Predictable, and already been done. Crazy dad in a possessed hotel? Really? However, it was fun to watch, and I wasn't angry I paid to see it.
Die hard 4- Completely awesome. The best since the original. Had Alan made it to this one it would be the best thing ever. There's a clear line between reality and the land of Mclaine, but that's why it's so fun. The humor and action are equally distributed, which makes it very fun to watch.
The Simpsons Movie- Great. It's an extra long episode of the Simpsons with nudity. There's not really any wrong here.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- Pales in comparison to The Goblet of Fire, but good on it's own. Not even comparible to the book of course, but a very fun movie. It's so much more fun the second time and after finishing book 7. I think it's the funniest movie so far.
The Invasion- One of the Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig projects. The movie was pretty good actually. It's not completely different from the 1978 Donald Sutherland movie, it's just less ridiculous since it's not the 1978 Donald Sutherland movie.... The whole body snatching virus this is pretty creepy.
And finally, last night's gem--
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon- it's about a group of students who are making a documentary about a man who is going to become the next Jason, Freddy, or Michael. It turns into a regular slasher flick by the end, but the beginning is hillarious. If you've ever laughed at a slasher movie you should definitely watch it. It shows the planning stage from the mind of the killer and he's damn funny. Basically cameos from Robert Englund and Zelda Rubenstein.
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