Thursday, December 20, 2018

Reflecting on Deliverance. Seriously.

The other night auntie and uncle were watching a show about the celebrities who departed in 2018.
Long story short, we decided to watch Deliverance. (RIP Burt.)
I guess I should say there will be spoilers if you've never seen the movie.
Image result for burt reynolds

At first I was sorta confused because I'd never actually heard anyone say they wanted to watch Deliverance.
I surmised that they didn't know what it was famous/infamous for. It had been years since I watched it and I was curious to watch it with others.

On the surface, it's an outdated movie about a guy trip gone wrong. It's a step away from being classic horror. Many would probably put it in that category but I'm not sure I'm sold on that. It will remain in drama/suspense, for me.

Upon further reflection, like the Grinch at Christmas, it's really about a lot more.
There are 4 men; the macho man, the everyman, the thoughtful man, and the softie city guy.
There is a trip; off to the woods for some male bonding and adventure. There is danger and action involved in their activities, but is still all in good fun. (For a little while.)
There are layered relationships; it's hard to tell why they're friends; they question it, even. Some get along better than others. The relationships are balancing and relatively realistic.
There is an unknown element in the hillbillies in the beginning.
The banjo boy tells you so much about his character without speaking a word. It's not a wordy film in general but you don't miss out on any details. 

It sounds ridiculous even as the one writing it but the film has an ideal premise, arc, and pace. These are all the ingredients that you need to put together correctly for it to come out nice. If you muddle them up too much you get a mess.

I looked up a good representation of the ideal film, and came across this.

From here: http://www.movieoutline.com/articles/the-five-key-turning-points-of-all-successful-movie-scripts.html

As much as part of me would like to take this apart in a scientific manner and fill in this structure from the movie, I'm not going to because I don't have that kind of mental capacity right now. 
But, if you're familiar with the movie, you can see how it would fit in there. 

This movie came out in 1972 and a main plot point is one of the men being raped.
Like, that's not something they were doing. (Nor are they now, for that matter.) This was kind of a big deal.
There was a moral crisis when they killed the attacker, there was a physical crisis when they almost died on the river, there was a survival crisis when they were fighting to stay alive in multiple ways.
They kind of gloss over the fact that their buddy was violated because they have to work so hard to simply stay alive.

They don't have to figure out how to emotionally support their friend like you would see in a film with females. I feel like the real world is reflected in this, in that a group of males would likely take a life or death situation following the rape of one of their friends over navigating the mental and emotional repercussions of the event. (I'm generalizing. I can't pick apart the entirety of the male psyche in one blog.)
I mean, they all need therapy, but they did what they needed to do to get out of the disaster they were in. They dusted him off, slapped him on the back, and got out of there.

There are still very few films that even have any mention of male rape. The water coolers must have been humming after it came out. OR they were silent. I don't know. I didn't exist yet. I've never seen anything about how the movie was received by the general public at the time.
It won awards, but those aren't representative of what people actually thought about it.

Aside from that, there are all but no special effects. Because there were none, by current standards.
They made a movie about rafting down a river and had to just film the whole damn thing.
Do you know how hard that is?? I don't, but I bet it's hard as hell!
They always say don't make a movie with water or children.

I have a hard time taking a stable selfie sometimes. Let alone anything in a canoe.

Some IMDB knowledge:

  • Burt broke his tailbone when filming the scene where the canoe capsized.
  • To save money, the production wasn't insured. John Voight actually climbed the cliff so they didn't have to pay stunt doubles.
  • Ned Beatty got thrown out of the boat and almost drowned. An assistant jumped in to save him. 
  • The toothless hillbilly, is exactly that. He's illiterate and has a stutter. Burt had worked with him in a wild west show. They also used locals as the hill people to save money. 

So, I guess my point here is: we know Deliverance for the emergence of Burt Reynolds, "Dueling Banjos," and the plethora of jokes and common references, but I don't think it's taken very seriously as a movie. Next time you sit down and watch Deliverance, cause who doesn't do that every once in a while, think about how risky it must have been at the time; think about how almost nobody has made anything similar since then; think about how much they did without all the tools and tricks they have now.
A lot of thought and effort when into making that piece of work and it deserves some appreciation.
(As, I'm sure, does the book. I've never read it and can say nothing about the adaptation from that perspective.)




Saturday, June 02, 2018

Zoltar Speaks

During our time in Asheville we wandered the downtown area.
We saw a Zoltar machine through the window of a candy shop that was closed at the time.
We went back later with Elan, when the store was open, and got our fortunes from Zoltar.
We took a video of it but I'll have to wade through Jason's phone for that.
I do have my paper fortune though.
It says, "YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!" Sweet! But, what was the wish?


When Zoltar gave me this fortune I thought, "You know what Zoltar, you're right!"







I frequently long for breakfast made by our dear Elan. It's his own doing. He started it by making me eggs benedict and there's been no turning back.
That morning I had eaten a wonderful breakfast made by Elan.










I don't know Bull Durham well enough to quote it by heart but I know it well enough that every summer my inner Annie Savoy dreams about watching a little ball game on a warm southern evening.

Days before Zoltar we had gone to an Asheville Tourists game with our friends and had a damn good time. I didn't even make the Asheville/Bull Durham connection until I got there.




We've talked about going on a road trip, or going to visit Asheville or Tennessee for years.
We did them all.
We did lots of things I wished to do.

So, he may not be telling me my future, but he told me my recent events.
My wishes were indeed granted and I didn't even recognize them as wishes until he reminded me.
Thanks Zoltar!


Saturday, March 31, 2018

Longmont Restaurant Review: Deli Cioso

I went here years ago. I've been to both the big south location and the smaller north location, the south one is closed now. They've gone Italian over there.

I remember going to the big one with my mom. We had a communication issue about limes. We were given lemons instead. The service was poor and the food wasn't great.
I had a better experience at the north one with my dear departed co-reviewer Debita. It was better but still not amazing, apparently...since I never went back.

The newest location is just north of 3rd on Main St. where Racheli's Italian place used to be.
I think before that it was retail something but I can't remember. Main St. is ever changing.

So, it had been a while and the downtown one was new so I thought we could give it another chance.
For better or worse, some things never change.
I will never understand how this place is a "local favorite."

Jason got a machaca burrito, I got carnitas tacos.
He would have preferred a shredded beef burrito but this was as close as he could get. It was adaquate.
I ordered carnitas tacos, I said I didn't want a side of rice and beans, which I was given anyway.
The rice appears to be made with tomato soup. I don't get it. The beans were subpar but ok.
My real issue was the "carnitas." They were mushy. I've never had mushy carnitas. The taste wasn't awful but it wasn't really anything. It would have been ok in a burrito or something. Carnitas are carnitas because they're crispy. Otherwise, it's shredded pork.

My leftovers: 


VS 

My breakfast: leftovers after I threw them in the skillet and did them right. 
Looks crispy, right? 
NOW they're delicious. 

Jason didn't care for the setup. They bring your food but not your silverware.
The silverware (at least what they had when we were there) was metal forks but plastic knives. Weird.
The water, cups, silverware, and to-go-boxes are over in the corner. You order at the counter but you sit and they bring your food if you're staying in. Why not also bring silverware and water?
It's an odd in between of fast/take-out/casual/sit-down.
Great building and location, could be utilized better.

A red flag for us is always NO HORCHATA!? Uh oh. We should have known.
It was late, we were hungry, it got the job done I guess.

Atmosphere: It's a relatively small space and it was late when we went so it was nice and quiet. They had an awesome playlist! 
Service: Friendly, food came out quickly. (Maybe too quickly? I'd have happily given them a few more minutes to fry my carnitas.)
Price: We paid too much for what we got but there is a variety of options.
Food: Not outright bad, but not good. 
Lesson: Don't get the "Mexican" tacos at this not-so-Mexican place. It's Texmex at best. 
When you order tacos at a place claiming to be Mexican food and they ask if you want them "Mexican style" then just order something else.  
Going back: No, there's so many great places for better Mexican food here. 

Longmont Restaurant Review: Cyclehops

We visited Cyclehops "Bike Cantina" with friends last weekend. Not somewhere I'd pick on my own but I'd like to try everything we have here.
If you want to bike over, you'll fit right in. We just drove. They let us, and our carbon footprints, in anyway.

What they say: https://oskarbluesfooderies.com/cyclhops-bike-cantina/

"Oskar Blues’ passion for cycling (CYCL) and craft beer (HOPS) is the inspiration behind CYCLHOPS Bike CANtina. In addition to experimenting with new south-of-the-border savors, we wanted to create an original, cycling-inspired hangout that would complement the bike culture of Longmont and the Colorado Front Range. Not only does this full-service foodery dish up tacos, tequila and craft beer, but it’s also the official retail home for the Oskar Blues in-house bike brand, REEB Cycles."

What I say: I'm not a bicycle or beer enthusiast so that part doesn't do it for me BUT they do have a super wicked double bike thing up in the front that looks fun. It's nice and open, lots of windows all the way around, colorful, slightly noisy.
Jason was the only one that had a beer so he'd have to give input on that but it's an Oskar Blues branch so I assume they have all the OB stuff.

We were technically there for the brunch menu. Our friends both ordered some version of enchiladas, which both looked pretty tasty.
Jason ordered some kind of cheesy stuffed pepper with bacon. It was interesting. Definitely something experimental.
I ordered the Relleno Avocado with 2 eggs.
RELLENO AVOCADO:
CRISPY AVOCADO STUFFED WITH CHORIZO, ASADERO CHEESE+ ROASTED SALSA TOPPED WITH TWO EGGS, PICO + COTIJA CHEESE $12

It's literally a halved avocado with chorizo and all the rest on top, 2 eggs on the side.
It was definitely tasty and different. Chorizo and avocado is nice together. But I could have made it at home for a few bucks and had a lot more food. If you get it right you could buy 12 avocados for $12.

I will say that their chips were delicious. Thin and crispy, warm and salty. Yes.
So the moral here is to go for the chips and salsa and grab a beer while you're there.

Don't Drink and Bike.

Atmosphere: Peppy and bikey.
Service: Meh. Inattentive but not unpleasant.
Price: Excessive.
Food: Good but slim. Chips are delicious.
Lesson: I should have gotten the tacos.
Going back: Unlikely, but would return if someone else wanted to.